People in New York: People in Florida: hahahahaha so true. lil babies don’t know about stormin’s
Your handwriting. The way you walk. Which china pattern you choose. It’s all...– Chuck Palahniuk (Diary)
Don’t just fuck the police. Take the police out on a couple dates. Take the police to the movies or on a nice stroll in the park. Feed the police some delicious fondue. Make the police fall in love with you. Then, fuck the police. And then out of nowhere, stop taking calls from the police. Ignore the police. Make the police miss you. Make the police cry.
always remember the most important rule of beauty, which is: who cares?– tina fey (via carlovely)
freddiekrueger: Literally the most shocking thing Lady Gaga could do at this point is wear Levi’s and a Hanes vneck to the airport without sunglasses and makeup